ODE TO MY PUSSY
Darling Pussy, hairy pussy
where have you been?
I can see you've been a-rovin'
Ur on the prrrrowl again
My sweet 'lil pussy
I'll stroke you in the sun
I'll pet you in the evening
When ur fun has just begun
She just loves to have a stroke
She loves them day and night
And if you'd care to stroke her, too
You'll never have a fight
Lady Penelope of Huntington
is her full and proper name
A Purebred Pussy to be sure
A certificate's her claim
Gorgeous Pussy, lines so pure
and lovely to behold
I'd love to do a sculpture
And cover it with gold
Could you imagine? Golden Pussy?
Immortalzed and shiny?
I could do it supersize
or i could do it tiny.
